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Day Twenty-Five - Vienna-ising Saint Petersburg (Distance Travelled So Far: 9,539 Kms)
Several years ago when visiting Austria, Kathryn & Gavin set a record for seeing every tourist site (or is it sight?) in Vienna in one day. This occasion of slick, efficient and comprehensive touring has set a benchmark that we have continued to aim for when confronted with a lot to see and not much time to see it. So it was that we set out to 'Vienna St. Petersburg. This was our only full day in the city so we were going to hit all the highlights.
Nevsky Prospekt, the main street of the centre of town, opened our enterprise in efficiency by being a tourist destination in its own right as well as providing the route to the Hermitage at the other end of town. Along the way we passed several elegant and ornate buildings. Not least of which was the one pictured.
Gold hilt lettering and impressive glass-work topping the building. All that you would expect from a sewing machine show-room. It turns out the most elaborate shop front used to be the sales room for Singer. Sew there (ah! hilarious). Also along the way was another of St. Petersburg's less admirable novelties - water. The city is noted as being one of the few first world cities where you can't drink the water cos it might hurt you. Knowing this Kathryn was forced to dive for cover several times as street-weeper machines came along the gutters spraying water as much at the pedestrians as it did the street surface. Kathryn was not about to become a victim of aerosolised Giardia.
Surviving the water-borne scourge we arrived at our major destination for the day - the Hermitage. When I (Gavin) was growing up, ‘Hermitage’ seemed an odd word - I knew it only as following the word 'Grange' (thanks, Dad). Then I played the PC game Civilisation and learnt that it was some wonder of the world. But it still sounded like an academy for hermits. Even as we were about to visit it I really didn't know just how important a place it was. And now having to describe it seems too difficult. It is too much.
The building itself is magnificent and impressive. It was the Winter Palace of the Russian Imperial Family, the richest in Europe - and they wanted you to know it. Every room is elaborate, gilded and inspiring. The ridiculously golden Jordan Staircase sets the tone as you enter room after room of palatial grandeur.
And then there are the contents. Treasures of antiquity, rarities of history and works of fine art from every century and continent. The only comparison I can think of is if you were to take the contents of the Louvre and stuff it into the Palace at Versailles. It's nuts. Having spent the last week thinking of many reasons why no-one should ever go to Russia this is one reason you should never miss it. It is epic. Completely deserving of the title a 'wonder of the world'. Even more than a school for hermits.
Inside Kathryn found her historical namesake, Catherine the Great. Kathryn is a great fan of anybody, like herself, bearing the descriptor "the Great". Roman busts lined gilt staterooms. Every character of Russian history was portraited.
And the masters of 20th Century art world were lined up like collector cards. Amongst this, the modern sense of Russian hospitality wasn't lost - I was sternly told off for taking my iPad out as they thought I was taking a photo with it. In fact I was opening the Hermitage App they have advertised in every available space. In place of an apology the stern woman gave me a look that said 'I wish I could spit on your corpse'. If only she was around when an entire family found it necessary to touch a variety of 300 year old tapestries on display. Or perhaps when this dork actually took a photo with an iPad. Really? Can't afford a camera?
This is a new chapter in the 'dumb tourist' look. It might be because we were in our fourth week of travelling, or perhaps it was me not appreciating cultural differences but I was getting heartily sick of peoples complete lack of decency and awareness of others. Idiots stopping at the top of escalators, having group meeting in narrow doorways, pushing past me when there is plenty of room to go around. Reaching exacerbation in the Hermitage I decided to simply stand still and let the morons do as they might. What they did was to walk straight into me, push, and walk on without even looking at me. Speechlessness added to my apparent invisibility. So we left.
One of the things not mentioned as a highlight of the city-formerly-known-as-Leningrad are the canals. In the bright sunshine that we had been enjoying for weeks now they seemed just as impressive as any in Amsterdam. We followed the long bend of the Moyka (technically a river but whatever) admiring the blatantly European architecture. We were on our way to a lunch stop at an (according to the book) famous Russian pie shop. The major difference between Russian pies and other meat pies are the disdain with which they are served.
By this stage we were so used to unfriendly service it passed almost unnoticed - particularly as the server seemed happy to not be further infuriated by idiotic Americans speaking in progressively louder and slower English or the Russian who seemed to think that paying almost enough for the pie should be good enough. The decor was more inspiring than the pie or service. It did look as though it may not have changed since somebody first, uttered "Communism? Well I've never heard of it but it seems like a good idea to me...".
From here we continued our ruthlessly efficient tourism by visiting the evocatively named Church of the Saviour on Spilled Blood. Similar to the Church of the Blood in Yekaterinburg this marked the site of the violent death of a Tsar, this time Alexander II. Externally it was more similar to St. Basil's in Moscow with its multi-colour spires and domes. However unlike St. Basil's it was never turned into a stable by Napoleon so its interiors were preserved in their technicolour ecclesiastical glory - similar to those in the Kremlin. Dissimilarly, though, here in St. Petersburg we were allowed to take photos. And so, dear readers, we share these images with you.
Happy, suitably impressed and satisfied with our conquest on the city we made our way back to the hotel along Nevsky Prospekt. Coming in the opposite direction was a growing tide of sky blue clad football fans. On reaching the hotel and turning on the TV we discovered these were Zenit St. Petersburg fans. It was last day of the season and they were playing Dynamo Moscow for the title. Gavin was very happy he had chosen not to wear the Dynamo Moscow shirt he had bought as a curiosity the day before. Russian fans have a reputation of being passionate and rather stabby. But the game provided appropriate contemporary Russian entertainment for our meal of vodka and zakooska. And they won the title. Go Hobos!
Nevsky Prospekt, the main street of the centre of town, opened our enterprise in efficiency by being a tourist destination in its own right as well as providing the route to the Hermitage at the other end of town. Along the way we passed several elegant and ornate buildings. Not least of which was the one pictured.
Gold hilt lettering and impressive glass-work topping the building. All that you would expect from a sewing machine show-room. It turns out the most elaborate shop front used to be the sales room for Singer. Sew there (ah! hilarious). Also along the way was another of St. Petersburg's less admirable novelties - water. The city is noted as being one of the few first world cities where you can't drink the water cos it might hurt you. Knowing this Kathryn was forced to dive for cover several times as street-weeper machines came along the gutters spraying water as much at the pedestrians as it did the street surface. Kathryn was not about to become a victim of aerosolised Giardia.
Surviving the water-borne scourge we arrived at our major destination for the day - the Hermitage. When I (Gavin) was growing up, ‘Hermitage’ seemed an odd word - I knew it only as following the word 'Grange' (thanks, Dad). Then I played the PC game Civilisation and learnt that it was some wonder of the world. But it still sounded like an academy for hermits. Even as we were about to visit it I really didn't know just how important a place it was. And now having to describe it seems too difficult. It is too much.
The building itself is magnificent and impressive. It was the Winter Palace of the Russian Imperial Family, the richest in Europe - and they wanted you to know it. Every room is elaborate, gilded and inspiring. The ridiculously golden Jordan Staircase sets the tone as you enter room after room of palatial grandeur.
And then there are the contents. Treasures of antiquity, rarities of history and works of fine art from every century and continent. The only comparison I can think of is if you were to take the contents of the Louvre and stuff it into the Palace at Versailles. It's nuts. Having spent the last week thinking of many reasons why no-one should ever go to Russia this is one reason you should never miss it. It is epic. Completely deserving of the title a 'wonder of the world'. Even more than a school for hermits.
Inside Kathryn found her historical namesake, Catherine the Great. Kathryn is a great fan of anybody, like herself, bearing the descriptor "the Great". Roman busts lined gilt staterooms. Every character of Russian history was portraited.
And the masters of 20th Century art world were lined up like collector cards. Amongst this, the modern sense of Russian hospitality wasn't lost - I was sternly told off for taking my iPad out as they thought I was taking a photo with it. In fact I was opening the Hermitage App they have advertised in every available space. In place of an apology the stern woman gave me a look that said 'I wish I could spit on your corpse'. If only she was around when an entire family found it necessary to touch a variety of 300 year old tapestries on display. Or perhaps when this dork actually took a photo with an iPad. Really? Can't afford a camera?
This is a new chapter in the 'dumb tourist' look. It might be because we were in our fourth week of travelling, or perhaps it was me not appreciating cultural differences but I was getting heartily sick of peoples complete lack of decency and awareness of others. Idiots stopping at the top of escalators, having group meeting in narrow doorways, pushing past me when there is plenty of room to go around. Reaching exacerbation in the Hermitage I decided to simply stand still and let the morons do as they might. What they did was to walk straight into me, push, and walk on without even looking at me. Speechlessness added to my apparent invisibility. So we left.
One of the things not mentioned as a highlight of the city-formerly-known-as-Leningrad are the canals. In the bright sunshine that we had been enjoying for weeks now they seemed just as impressive as any in Amsterdam. We followed the long bend of the Moyka (technically a river but whatever) admiring the blatantly European architecture. We were on our way to a lunch stop at an (according to the book) famous Russian pie shop. The major difference between Russian pies and other meat pies are the disdain with which they are served.
By this stage we were so used to unfriendly service it passed almost unnoticed - particularly as the server seemed happy to not be further infuriated by idiotic Americans speaking in progressively louder and slower English or the Russian who seemed to think that paying almost enough for the pie should be good enough. The decor was more inspiring than the pie or service. It did look as though it may not have changed since somebody first, uttered "Communism? Well I've never heard of it but it seems like a good idea to me...".
From here we continued our ruthlessly efficient tourism by visiting the evocatively named Church of the Saviour on Spilled Blood. Similar to the Church of the Blood in Yekaterinburg this marked the site of the violent death of a Tsar, this time Alexander II. Externally it was more similar to St. Basil's in Moscow with its multi-colour spires and domes. However unlike St. Basil's it was never turned into a stable by Napoleon so its interiors were preserved in their technicolour ecclesiastical glory - similar to those in the Kremlin. Dissimilarly, though, here in St. Petersburg we were allowed to take photos. And so, dear readers, we share these images with you.
