So the first thing we have to say, ever, is that we've been censored. Gagged. Shut down and shut out by the propaganda ministry of the People's Republic of China. It would seem that our words, before we've even had a chance to write them, have been deemed too dangerous and inflammatory to the susceptible minds of the Chinese populous that Blogger, the host of our blog, has been blocked. So we have been unable to update until today. But fear not, notes have been kept and you shall get the ugly truth.

And a quick note to the People's Republic - if I was to try to influence the hearts and minds of the Chinese popuation it would be to have you stop drinking stupid "bubble tea" drinks and spitting in public. I think your real enemy is KFC.